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70 Funniest Boating Memes

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70 Funniest Boating Memes Collection

Our favorite boating memes.

Change of plans….

When your manager says “We’re all in the same boat”

To quote the wise words of Joker… If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Sometimes I wonder… If my boat is thinking about me too…

When the boating season started yet so you have to improvise

When you’re forced to spend the weekend on a boating trip with the family…

Boating is love… boating is life

Camp: You wanna swim or paddle?

Me, an amateur: What’s the difference? 

Whoever was behind this deserves a raise…

Mondo Pasta… so good, you can’t let go…

Boat owner problems…

Not sure if she likes me AND my boat… or she likes me FOR my boat

Funny Boating Memes

Artist builds boat that looks like a giant zipper unzipping the water

Me: Shut up and take my money!

When you’re on the verge of a breakdown, but keep on hanging by a thread. 

Everything’s fine….

Game warden: Anything in your boat today that shouldn’t be?

Me: Just you

We’re going to row a dragon boat… It’s a paddle! You paddle a dragon boat!

My daughter tells me you have a boat…

Actually sir, it’s a jet ski…

Get out of my house!!

You’re asking me to lower my summer activity carbon footprint? Have you seen my pontoon boat??

He told me had a center console with two engines. 

Well, he wasn’t lying…

When you can’t have a peaceful day of fishing! 

How you feel when you drop your phone at 1:00 am on your bed but you pull it up by the charger

Fish with best bud or keep the spot a secret… Oh, the dilemma!

Fantastic Boating Memes

Money can’t buy happiness… but it can me a boat…and boat is happiness

Hey, maybe you should go on “My Strange Addiction…”

When you let your dad name the boat…

When you skip your boating lessons…

Sometimes you gotta make the most out of what you have, and this guy is nailing that!

Everything sounds fancy in French…

When boat is the new therapy!

You gotta do what you gotta do!

Challenge accepted!

How Midwesterners cope with the fact that there are 72 more days until spring!

Good Boating Joke Memes

You said you had a lot of money invested!

Yes, in fishing gear! Lol

OOOOPSSS!!!!

We agree with you, Bill.

Haters gonna hate… boaters gonna boat

When someone asks “So, how’s boating life treating you in this economy?”

If I could, I would.

Boating is cool, but don’t skip school!

How would you describe yourself in one word?

Buying gas for the truck vs. buying gas for the boat…

Boaters be like…

Sinking ship meme:

Hilarious Boating Pun Memes

Hey bro, wanna hang out? Oh…I dunno…Just let me sink about it. 

Ahhh, I “sea” what you did there! 

Keeping it classy…

I like my yachts like I like my scotch…On the rocks…

Thanks for the pep talk, I’ll try my best!

Quite an oar deal indeed. 

If you don’t get this joke, you need to brush up on your boating knowledge 

You other brothers can’t deny…

Blood Vessel… Good one…

Tug boat vs. Tub goat…

Embrace the thug life…

Boating Memes

When you’re not even trying to be subtle with your brags…

Only pontoon owners without splash guards can understand the pain!

Go home boat, you’re drunk…

Hang in there, Carl!

When someone asks “how’s life?”

Let’s take a moment of silence for those forced to winterize their boats…

What I tell my wife my boat cost vs. what I tell my friend…

Now that’s a real tongue twister…

When you’re forced to accept that winter has come…

I don’t always think about my boat… But when I do… Just kidding, I always think about my boat

Boating Life and ironic Memes

Celebrities trying to be relatable… 

My fishing plan vs. my budget… The harsh reality 

When it’s too windy and cold in Florida and I need another fishing trip before gas is $50 per gallon!

When the middle class blames the poor…. I’m going to park my boat, in my boat

Grandpas’ quarantine plans!

Thank you, Mother Nature!

Weeeeeeeeee!!!

When you’re not basic…. 

Where are your manners, dude?

“I need to buy a boat” meme

i should buy a boat meme

i need to buy a boat meme or buy a boat.

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If you want to winterize your boat, read some articles on our website about this but check out the boat winterizing memes here too because boats are seasonal so there are boating season memes that are very entertaining. Please don’t laugh at sinking boat memes. That would be mean!

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Boat cartoons and comics

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Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Boat cartoon #3.

"I got held up in Suez."

Boat cartoon #4.

A vampire in a canoe.

Boat cartoon #5.

"It's mostly water weight."

Boat cartoon #6.

Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

Boat cartoon #7.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Boat cartoon #8.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Boat cartoon #9.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Boat cartoon #10.

"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."

Boat cartoon #11.

Caution Wet Floor

Boat cartoon #12.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Boat cartoon #13.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Boat cartoon #14.

Migrant stairway to Europe

Boat cartoon #15.

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.

Boat cartoon #16.

"Any of you have a two euro coin?"

Boat cartoon #17.

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

Boat cartoon #18.

Boat Cartoon #19

"Huh. In my memory he was a lot bigger."

Boat cartoon #20.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Boat cartoon #21.

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Boat cartoon #22.

Ships about to hit the fan....

Boat cartoon #23.

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

Boat cartoon #24.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Boat cartoon #25.

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."

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Hilarious Boating Fails

Boating is not as easy as it looks. It takes a lot of work to get a boat to the water, then into the water and then to stay on top of the water.

Not everyone can master these tasks, let alone jump off of a boat with ease (as pictured).

And we have some hilarious boating fails to prove it.

The Tide Isn't High

"If you think you can beat the tide, you will lose!" – @AmeliaBoatClub

Don't Get Too Excited

@MissionBoatGear Looks like someone was a bit too excited to go boating...

In 3, 2, 1...

"Showoff Smash. Don’t let your ego overwhelm common boating sense." – @TFMarine

You Can't Make This Up

Literally, there are no words.

"What an unlucky guy!!!" – @breezeYachting

Bad Idea, Boys

"No, I don't think so! Too many opportunities for error!" – @AmeliaBoatClub

"Boating fail: getting stuffed" – @ProBoating_

It's Not Easy...

Jumping off a boat.

Notice Anything Missing?

"Boating fail: world's most irresponsible boater" – @ShyBeaverBoat

A Little Short

So How It Works Is...

"Notice anything odd about this boat?" – Rob Winder  

We're Sure They Thought It Through

"Something tells me ... YOUR'E DOING IT WRONG." – Power Yacht Natio

All's Well That Ends Well

But this isn't going to end well.

"Can I borrow your boat? Sure." – Laura Galloway  

Something's Screwy

"That should do it." – Powerboat Nation

"Trust me, it'll fit" ... are words you should never trust.

"That should buff right out..." – Jared Tausig

Go Ahead and Jump

“You ever take it off any sweet jumps?” – NautiCurl - Wake Inspired Products

Keep Your Balance

Somewhere, their former physics teacher is saying, "I tried."

No Trailer, No Problem

"Who said you need a trailer?" – boaton_pro

Looks Sturdy to Me

"The things you see at boat ramps... More $$ than dense in many cases." –   a_day_in_this_life_allen  

That's going to leave a mark.

You're Doing It Wrong

"Naw, they don't need our help, they'll figure it out." – theboatstuffguys  

Turn Around

"Some got a little more turnt this weekend than others." – thewakeboatlife  

They're No. 1

In what, we do not know.

"Talk about a turn for the worse." – katseyekaptures  

It Just Takes Practice

"#sailingsnotforeverone" – beardedboatman  

It may be time to start worrying.

Experience Required

"Caption this ... and go!" – @MissionBoatGear  

Just Leave It There

Even Unluckier

Apparently, this is more common than we thought.

Forget Something?

"Finders keepers." – David Rickard

Nah, We Don't Need Straps

"2020, will it ever end?" – Andrew Gaul  

How in the Heck?

"I'm thinking that alcohol might be involved in this situation." – thegreenskeeper01  

Upside Down

"That's one way to dry it out." — uncleporkchop  

Going Down?

"I guess that's what you call 'going down with the ship.'" — Charlie Brien  

Let us guess. First time?

"Respect the effort." – Dan Puhl  

If you have the ability to make a motor, why don't you just ... oh, what's the point?

Not a Fail, Yet

"That bad boy ain’t goin' anywhere." – Phillip Hurd  

"Should have let out a little more line." – @C_M_Marine  

What Will Happen Next?

"Hold on, now, let’s see how this plays out." — Derek Klein  

Explain This to Insurance

"Nothing better than having your boat sealed up tight. LOL!" – Daniel Crego  

They May Be Missing the Point

"Might want to turn on the pump..." – cclark93221

Stereotypes

Like we need any more bad jokes about female drivers.

A Rhetorical Question

"An under-inflated boat amid dark skies + choppy sea. What could go wrong?" – Dollar Shepherd

It's Dark Out There

"Who moved the Jetty last night?" – Rippin It Outdoors LLC

Come Sail Away

"Ummmmm, shouldn't it be floating?" – @Pete77

Crash Into Me

"Damn, seeing how they mate in the wild is intense." – Matthew James Magnan  

It's a Balancing Act

"Rudder ... pfft, who needs a rudder?" – Michel Raissis  

Periscope Up

"That’s not a fail ... That’s a tragedy." – Timm Schaeffner  

I Like to Move It

"Boat told the Ram to move B, get out my way." – Jeremy Homer

Having a Bad Day

"So you had a bad day, camera don't lie." – Boat Launch Fails  

But it would have been cool if he nailed it.

What Could Go Wrong?

Maybe we should add a disclaimer not to try this at home?

Launching Pad

"This isn't the boat ramp!" – Echo Bay Marina

Smooth Sailing

Until those pesky overpasses come along.

Bonus Car Wash

"It's quite a deal, use the boat ramp, and they throw in a car wash for free." – James Done  

New Meaning

We don't think this is what she wanted when she asked for a houseboat.

Wave Goodbye

This boat is about to get a good wash.

Do's and Dont's

"What NOT to do at the delta!" – @12laurensimpson

Maybe he shouldn't have taken the shortcut?

A Whale of a Time

A relative of Moby Dick, perhaps?

The result of running ashore full-speed-ahead or that's one heck of a tide coming in!

That's gonna hurt.

'Let's Go for a Ride'

"It will be fun," he said.

In Too Deep

It's not a total loss... the boat is OK.

Careful, it's slippery when wet.

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

What a gentleman!

Pop the Hood

It probably just needs a jump.

Think his friends know he's missing?

Oh, come now, they can make it.

Don't alligators live in swamps?

Don’t You Need Wheels for That?

"Got pulled over for doing 50 in a school zone." –  Steven Novak, Facebook

We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty

"I don't get how people misjudge bridge clearance that much." –  Cory Toker, Facebook

Why, Hello, Apocalypse

"Works better when water is in its liquid state, not when it’s disguised as snow." –  Steffen Staiger, Facebook

Just Gonna Scooch in Right Here

"The island switched lanes without signaling and cut them off." –  Karl Hammons, Facebook

"She'll shake it off. I'll see myself out now." – Kevein Van Oirschot, Facebook

Parking Level: Professional

That's one way to ground your kid. No Wi-Fi, no friends and no land. 

When Your New Boat Is Fire

But not in a good way.

Just Need a Quick Snack

"It'll buff out." –  Darrow Branch, Facebook

How Could This Possibly Go Wrong

"These boat anchor challenges are getting out of hand." –  Michael A. Jackson, Facebook

More Like a Boating Win

If you can afford to travel to Italy just to nap in a gondola, you have our respect.

At Least the Boat Seems Fine

"He's between a rock and a hard place." –  Scott Okeefe, Facebook

Where’s the Rest of It?

"That thing's straight outta SpongeBob." –  Campbell Buffington, Facebook

Romance Is in the Air

Aw. I think they like each other.

Someone’s Having a Bad Day

How does this even happen?

The Face of 'Keep Calm and Carry On'

"The sign of a true captain." – Ricardo Fersi

"Easiest way to make some fast money. Sit in your truck with some tools, 24 pack of Coors, and some knowledge and just wait." –  Michael DeMarini, Facebook

Only Question: How?

More importantly, how did they get back down?

When You’re So Drunk, You Park Your Boat in the Garage and Your Car in the Harbor

We hope the driver is OK. If so, this must make for a great story at Thanksgiving.

Sir, You Have Something on Your Hood

"I have questions." –  Dusty Nichols, Facebook

A Wild Pontoon in Its Natural Habitat

"That's where I left it after I realized I was too drunk to navigate and I called an Uber." –  Dan Zakrzewski, Facebook

Boating Accidents Can Be Just as Bad as Car Accidents

Just because you're in the ocean doesn't mean there isn't traffic.

Be the Boat

It's all fun and games until your leg runs into the propeller.

Just One Minor Ingredient Missing

Can't quite figure out what it is, but something's definitely off.

At Least Now, There’s Plenty of Shade

The wide open sea wasn't as wide open as the captain thought.

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